humainavendre.com
Humain à vendre
How much are you worth in euros? A humor test with an absurd result.
Humain à vendre (“Human for sale”) finally answers the question nobody dares to ask: how much are you worth, in euros? A tongue-in-cheek questionnaire puts your life under the microscope and hands you a price tag as precise as it is absurd. The site is in French.
- Format
- ≈ 50 questions
- Duration
- ≈ 5 min
- Languages
- French
- Price
- Free, no sign-up
How it works
Pick your profile
Man or woman: the wording, examples and scoring adapt.
Answer (or not)
About fifty questions across 6 categories. You can skip the ones you'd rather not answer, and your answers are saved as you go.
Get your price tag
Each answer earns points in its category; the sum gives your worth, with a catchphrase, an image and a share link.
Your result
The value shown is usually between 2 and 9 million euros. It predicts neither your salary nor your future: it's a humor site, made for comparing prices with friends and having a laugh.
Humain à vendre: frequently asked questions
Is the test free?
Yes: no account, no email, no credit card.
What's the difference between the men's and women's tests?
The questions are adapted to the chosen gender, but the principle stays the same.
Are my answers stored?
No. Only your nickname, gender and scores are kept to display the result; detailed answers are deleted after the calculation.
Does the result have any scientific value?
None at all. It's a humor test, not to be taken seriously.
